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ღゝ◡╹)ノWELCOME!!!!!

hello visitor! my name is will and i am the creator of this website lol! so you might be wondering: what is the point of this website? why is it so ugly? and why is it so dysfunctional? doesn’t that go against the whole point of making a website? well, yes but it also probably means that you obviously have no taste, or you’re too young to be on my website! my website aims to create the y2k-flip-phone aesthetic that is supposed to evoke a nostalgic feeling while scrolling thru the website.

and yes, the website is supposed to be narrow lol! it is narrow so it looks like an old flip-phone, and it is green and grey like the most original form of a flip-phone phone screen! now without further ado, feel free to explore and click thru da website!! TTYLXOX!! see ya on the other side XOXO